(Source: ericcardoso)

When Lady Gaga came in for the hug, I choked on her huge fox hair. Who else can say that they have Gaga shoving her hand down your throat? I told Lady Gaga that I danced my fake eye lashes off & she started laughing! She said she had a present for me -the monster pit key and put it on for me.
Mother monster signed my Born this way vinyl and asked if she could sign my vest. I said YES! She told me she wrote “Bad Kid” on it! Gaga thinks I’m a bad kid!
One of the staff told her about my pasties, “Kitties on my titties” & asked me to show it to Gaga. I flashed her just to realize it fell off! HAHA!
THE MOST AMAZING NIGHT! Thank you Lady Gaga!








